Hi, I’m the best.

So I just lovingly brought my mom and some of her coworkers at school some portillos for lunch. This is not why I am the best. I am the best because as we were sitting there eating lunch at my mom’s student’s desks, I noticed One of them had a note in their desk. I know I shouldnt be nosy but I read it to see what funny 8th grade shenanigans were going on. There were no such shenanigans. Here’s what the note said:
“I’m gonna ask Jenny out”
“good because now she’ll suck ur dick”
A beautiful portrait of young Jenny followed with a badly drawn and incredibly hairy dick in her mouth. To help explain the portrait, the artist drew an arrow to the face explaining “Jenny” and one to the penis explaining “your dick”
Needless to say, I hate little horny bastards who are in 8th grade and think theyre ready to get laid. This kid is gonna get a nice chat from his mom after mama z puts the call in tomorrow.

  1. porksodaa said: i just peed a little hahahahha
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