So I saw The Grey today. I didn’t want to whatsoever, but my dad wanted to and I knew it would make him happy. Holy hell, it was insane. I just left beyond depressed. The trailers make it look like some crappy man vs. wolf movie, but it was way more than that. I loved it, but I’m really bummed out now.
Got to see that beautiful lady yesterday. It’s was fantastic. Miss her!!!
Can everyone take a second and appreciate the fact that my hair has volume for once in my life? (Taken with instagram)
So I just lovingly brought my mom and some of her coworkers at school some portillos for lunch. This is not why I am the best. I am the best because as we were sitting there eating lunch at my mom’s student’s desks, I noticed One of them had a note in their desk. I know I shouldnt be nosy but I read it to see what funny 8th grade shenanigans were going on. There were no such shenanigans. Here’s what the note said:
“I’m gonna ask Jenny out”
“good because now she’ll suck ur dick”
A beautiful portrait of young Jenny followed with a badly drawn and incredibly hairy dick in her mouth. To help explain the portrait, the artist drew an arrow to the face explaining “Jenny” and one to the penis explaining “your dick”
Needless to say, I hate little horny bastards who are in 8th grade and think theyre ready to get laid. This kid is gonna get a nice chat from his mom after mama z puts the call in tomorrow.
I’m having one of those days. I’ve been doing just fine, but today I just want to be bummed out. Is that ok?
So I was spacing out, and I kind of saw myself as like a mom with my infant. After like 30 second I realized I wasn’t talking to my kid in that high pitched baby voice. I was just straight talking to that baby. Like full blown, monotone, sarcastic, baby conversation. I’m going to be a terrible mother someday.
